Today at school, while Kyle was taking a final, he was taken out of class by the school counselor. The counselor sat him down in his office and this is the ensuing conversation:

Counselor: Kyle, I know you are having a hard time right now because your parents are getting divorced.

Kyle: My parents are getting divorced?

Counselor: I must have the wrong Kyle.

Suffice it to say, after a short moment of panic, Kyle was given a sucker for his trouble and sent back to class.