The Backward Life — Words in the Walls

Words in the Walls

My Mom's Better Than Your Mom

writer.elh@gmail.comFebruary 14, 2013Southwest Airlines, basketball, flying, help, laundry, mom, socks, surgery, vacuuming Comments

Woman Implanted With Robot Parts Turns Evil And Takes Over World

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 31, 2013Gort, Rosie, T-300, The Jetsons, babies, box, fix, interwebs, plush, robots, surgery, uterus, weight Comments

Twinsies?

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 10, 2013Comment

Support It

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 10, 2013Bernie Madoff, IBS, Labor Day, My Breast Friend, Toys R Us, VISA, addiction, alcohol, bras, events, fare, money, narcotics, plastic surgeons, speed dating, support groups Comments

I'm Allergic to Birthdays

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 10, 201320, 30, 40, allergies, birthdays, cologne, eye drops, lies, makeup, onion, sarcasmComment

Too Old To Dine After Sundown?

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 9, 2013Mexican, birthday, college town, dinner, early-bird special, friends, mug, owls, reservations, restaurant, son, sweatpants Comments

Samsung Really Wants My Reader's Business

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 6, 2013 Comment

Introspective, Kind Of Depressing, Somewhat Hopeful

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 3, 20132013, New Year, birthdays, brainstorm, chalkboard, idyllic, judgement, negative, new beginnings, tweaking Comments

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 2, 2013Comment

New Year, New Problems

writer.elh@gmail.comJanuary 1, 2013New Year, To-Do, family, friends, list, resolution, school, vacation, work Comment