If Marilyn Could See Herself Now
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      Stop Yapping And Write Already
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      From Vandal to Coug?
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      You Don't Know What You've Got 'Til It's Gone (or something like that)
      
        
      
      
        writer.elh@gmail.comIdaho, Moscow Co-op, North Idaho, Portland, Ron Paul, The Bagel Shop, bike planters, cupcakes, diversity, hipsters, hunting, oregon, shotgun, teenagers, trick-or-treat, vegan, weather
       
      
    
  
    
      
      But Harry Potter Said It
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      Exercise = Hunger
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      Need Advice? I'm Your Columnist
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      One Stop Internet
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      Clever and Witty or Just Plain Stupid
      
        
      
      
      
    
  
    
      
      Babies, Schmabies
      
        
      
      
        writer.elh@gmail.combabies, baby proof, dangerous, electrical, humans, intolerant, pre-teen, teenagers, toddlers, video games